Don't just imagine the worst. See it.

Paste your tweet, pitch, résumé, or dating profile. Get a savage, simulated social roast inside a fake browser — stress-test your ideas before the internet does it for real.

Who needs a reality check?

Anyone who posts online. You included. It's more fun than therapy.

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The pitch-deck optimist

You say "AI-powered synergy" like it's a personality trait. Paste the deck — see what Twitter thinks before the demo day crowd does.

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The main-character bio

"Love adventures and tacos" isn't a vibe, it's a template. Stress-test your dating profile before the group chat screenshots you.

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The 10x README

Four thousand words about your side project. Nobody's reading that. Find out what HN would say so you can trim it first.