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Devil's Advocate @devilsadvocate · 2m
"Uber for dogs" is a dog walker with a pitch deck. You didn't invent anything — you invented a meeting.
24 replies · 120 RT · 1.2k likes
HN Regular @hnlurker · 5m
Show HN: yet another todo app, but this time with AI. Revolutionary.
8 replies · 45 RT · 890 likes
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You say "AI-powered synergy" like it's a personality trait. Paste the deck — see what Twitter thinks before the demo day crowd does.
"Love adventures and tacos" isn't a vibe, it's a template. Stress-test your dating profile before the group chat screenshots you.
Four thousand words about your side project. Nobody's reading that. Find out what HN would say so you can trim it first.